My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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