Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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