So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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