I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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