You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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