Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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