Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
sex on a bike is impossible
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