The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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