So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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