actually, I'm a sock model
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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