She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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