what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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