Sponge bath it is.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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