white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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