4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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