So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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