So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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