Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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