She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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