weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Rumble strips road head = magical
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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