haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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