can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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