READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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