dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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