she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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