Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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