Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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