Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
did i walk over a car last night?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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