Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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