i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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