I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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