yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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