I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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