you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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