We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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