I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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