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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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