Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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