As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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