are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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