I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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