At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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