Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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