Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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