so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
