I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He? As in you personified your dick?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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