I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
