ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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