I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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