so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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