My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
false alarm, still single
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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