Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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