told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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