sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Randomize
